Always Angry
Punisher straight up hates your vagina, but he’ll still pay for it.

This panel is more fun if you think of it as the cover to a 1960’s romance comic.

Punisher straight up hates your vagina, but he’ll still pay for it.

This panel is more fun if you think of it as the cover to a 1960’s romance comic.

In Web of Spider-Man Annual #6, Aunt May straight up helps Punisher murder some terrorists without batting an eye.

Bear in mind this was the time when Aunt May still hated Spider-Man and thought he was a menace. Punisher, however, is a righteous dude.

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

So, UniMas went with “stupid snakes on this stupid plane” for its translation.

joebowen:

Finished Charles Barkley piece.

Is that Chris Gatling for the Warriors?

joebowen:

Finished Charles Barkley piece.

Is that Chris Gatling for the Warriors?

phoning-it-in:

benito-cereno:

phoning-it-in:

angryjake:

I give. What’s a seven-letter noun starting with S and ending with G that would be censored by the editors of Punisher in 1989? The best thing I can think of is “shitfag” and that’s not a word anyone has every used in the history of the English language.

Man, this is perplexing. 

I…can’t tell if you guys are joking? It’s scumbag, which you may not think of as a word worth censoring, but until very recently (and maybe even still today?) you were not allowed to use the word “scumbag” in a Marvel comic, due to its origin as a word meaning “a used condom.”

This shocks me. I am all grasping at my pearls up in here. 

Seriously? That’s not half as bad as shitbag.

phoning-it-in:

benito-cereno:

phoning-it-in:

angryjake:

I give. What’s a seven-letter noun starting with S and ending with G that would be censored by the editors of Punisher in 1989? The best thing I can think of is “shitfag” and that’s not a word anyone has every used in the history of the English language.

Man, this is perplexing

I…can’t tell if you guys are joking? It’s scumbag, which you may not think of as a word worth censoring, but until very recently (and maybe even still today?) you were not allowed to use the word “scumbag” in a Marvel comic, due to its origin as a word meaning “a used condom.”

This shocks me. I am all grasping at my pearls up in here. 

Seriously? That’s not half as bad as shitbag.

I give. What’s a seven-letter noun starting with S and ending with G that would be censored by the editors of Punisher in 1989?  The best thing I can think of is “shitfag” and that’s not a word anyone has every used in the history of the English language.

Okay. Depending on how strict Marvel was, it was either “shitbag” or “scumbag”

I give. What’s a seven-letter noun starting with S and ending with G that would be censored by the editors of Punisher in 1989? The best thing I can think of is “shitfag” and that’s not a word anyone has every used in the history of the English language.

Okay. Depending on how strict Marvel was, it was either “shitbag” or “scumbag”
It doesn’t make any sense for her to be referring to a dildo here, but I cannot find any other context for this comment.

Is she misunderstanding the Punisher and thinks “coming down the elevator shaft” refers to “orgasming while using a limited edition vibrator molded after 1970’s NBA player Herb “The Decatur Elevator” White’s penis? 

Is Conchita supposed to have Tourette’s and her blurting out a dildo reference was meant to express her nervousness at the situation? 

This also made me wonder if Doc Johnson was even around in 1989, and, yes, it was started in 1976.  Did someone pay Mike Baron to slip that reference into a comic? Or was he fishing for some payola?

It doesn’t make any sense for her to be referring to a dildo here, but I cannot find any other context for this comment.

Is she misunderstanding the Punisher and thinks “coming down the elevator shaft” refers to “orgasming while using a limited edition vibrator molded after 1970’s NBA player Herb “The Decatur Elevator” White’s penis?

Is Conchita supposed to have Tourette’s and her blurting out a dildo reference was meant to express her nervousness at the situation?

This also made me wonder if Doc Johnson was even around in 1989, and, yes, it was started in 1976. Did someone pay Mike Baron to slip that reference into a comic? Or was he fishing for some payola?

Endgame is a Hulu “Original” series that introduces a character who “thinks he’s smarter than the whole police force,” but is not even a police officer!

That is very original assuming you’ve never seen Monk, Sherlock, Elementary, Psyche, Murder, She Wrote, Diagnosis Murder, Quincy, Father Dowling Mysteries, Hart to Hart, Numb3ers, The Mentalist, Castle, Encyclopedia Brown, Lie to Me, Perry Mason, or Matlock.

"I suspect that the guy who looks and dresses exactly like the most infamous vigilante in New York and whose body count is a subject of news stories at least once a week, who engaged my antisocial neighbor in a gunfight in the middle of the apartment building hallway may not be a law enforcement agent affiliated with the federal government."

"I suspect that the guy who looks and dresses exactly like the most infamous vigilante in New York and whose body count is a subject of news stories at least once a week, who engaged my antisocial neighbor in a gunfight in the middle of the apartment building hallway may not be a law enforcement agent affiliated with the federal government."